This... is the only song we know... it's boring and it's slow....

As Dad used to say,
Trojans burst under pressure --
Irish number one!

SC's fans will be
Back home rooting for Bruins
Again in no time.

SC post-game plans:
After Irish win, can try
Dancing with the Stars.

After SC loss
Jarrett will cry at home on
Couch with Nick Lachey.

Abiamiri
Will knock Bayou accent from
John David Booty.

Derek Landri makes
All-America showing
Back home in Cali.

$UCk

Remember the time
when Leinhart knocked some chick up?
Could have been Paris.

Univer$ity
of $poiled Children - Trojan
fans are huge dickheads.

Callous? Perhaps...

I feel I should pause;
Shed a tear; say a kind word.
But no... not from me.

E! News

Biggest story on
Saturday: Buckeyes vs.
Skunkbears? Or TomKat?

The Irish will drop
Army so fast…just like Brit
dropped K-Fed / Fed-X.

Fly Guys

When I was little,
I had a soft spot in my
heart for hot fly guys.

Now I’m all grown up
and Tom is short & crazy.
Brady should fly jets.

Off we go, into the wild blue yonder

Air Force talked some smack
About Irish D. News flash:
Flyboys ain't too good.

Air Force couldn't beat
Navy, or the Mormons, in
Colorado Springs.

Shark and Rhema will
Break Irish records thanks to
Porous Falcons D.

Love the attitude...
Keep it while dropping cluster
Bombs on Osama.

Whoa Nelly

Team anxious this week
So they can get to stompin
on those air force ones.

Just another loss for North Carolina

Lame duck coach Bunning
Supposed to be nice guy. But
one and seven's bad.

If NC loses
It's just another loss. A
Win makes their season.

Reality is
Come Saturday, UNC
Will be one and eight.

Who does NC hire
To replace Bunning? If they're
Lucky... Johnelle Smith.

Johnelle Smith is a
baby blue coach if ever
there was one. Whiner.

Best reason to play
Football for NC? Tickets
To basketball games.