Friday, October 19, 2007

Get ready

"This.... is the only
Song we know.... it's boring and
It's slow......" Repeat. "This ...."

Watch Song Girls cheer as
Sharpley hits Kamara deep
for Irish Touchdown.

Southern Cal players
use Trojans when riding on
Traveler bareback.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

New Contributor

A first time haiku-er: HonkyTonk

Broken Trojans as
John David Booty sits the
bench this Saturday.

Let's give her an A for effort!

And now my version:

Busted Trojans up
John David's Booty. Better
than up Reggie's Bush.

Friday, October 12, 2007

Bastard Children

Mung: fluids from corpse
Shot through anus and consumed.
Synononym: BC

14 years later

I still shed a tear
Remembering '93.
Bastard Catholics.

Guest authors:

What thoughts fill my mind?
Disbelief, like '93
Now, sweet Irish Revenge!

- Tim R.

Someone once told me
“Jesus hates the Jesuits.”
Golden Eagles suck.

Who’s undefeated?
Role reversal, time to dash
B.C.’s title hope
- Marcel L.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Basho, where are you?

uninspired Irish

are no excuse for writing

uninspired haiku

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

A spiritual

Help / Master beats me
The world beats me too, Lord / But
Irish beat no one.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Putting the Weekend in Perspective

Next to the Irish
Britney Spears looked kind of good
by comparison.

Friday, September 07, 2007

Tame the PSUsy cats

You can’t spell “pussy”
without P-S-U! Two words-
Beaver Stadium.