Thursday, September 20, 2007

Basho, where are you?

uninspired Irish

are no excuse for writing

uninspired haiku

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

A spiritual

Help / Master beats me
The world beats me too, Lord / But
Irish beat no one.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Putting the Weekend in Perspective

Next to the Irish
Britney Spears looked kind of good
by comparison.

Friday, September 07, 2007

Tame the PSUsy cats

You can’t spell “pussy”
without P-S-U! Two words-
Beaver Stadium.

Thursday, September 06, 2007

where to go from here

Here's an idea:
Teach the offensive linemen
How to block this week

Clausen's spiky hair
Will scare the Nittany Cubs
Into submission

Let's hope Justin Brown
Only bitch-slaps opponents
Before the whistle

Six PM start means
Drunk State fans will miss Allen's
First touchdown return

Monday, September 03, 2007

3 + 13 + 7 = 0

A wise man once said:
"The team with three quarterbacks
Has no quarterback"