Thursday, October 26, 2006

Hip, Hip, Hoorah!

Honor the Navy.
Busy defending coastlines,
No time for goal lines.

Tough knocking Buckeyes
When Fighting Irish vie for
The Commanders’ Cup.

Hooray midshipmen!
Fabulass is happiest
awash in seamen.

You gotta respect Navy...

My friend played football
for Navy. Best quote ever
was - “Nuts in the face.”

Go Irish - Beat Seamen!!

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Enough already

I enjoy a good
Comeback just like the next guy.
But enough's enough.

Know what's better than
A good comeback? A solid,
convincing triumph.

Friday, October 20, 2006


Powder Blue and Gold
uniforms - UCLA
is just plain fugly.

Did you read South Bend
Tribune? ND Frosh QB
nicknamed “Double D.”

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

UCLA - pretty, but not much there there

Beautiful campus.
Lots of hotties on parade.
Mediocre team.

Volleyball team would
be better competition
Against the Irish.

Vaunted D has faced
tough O's: Utah, Rice, Stanford
and Arizona.

UCLA was
Much better with Troy Aikman
Than with Pat Cowan.

Cowan lost his voice.
Cheap shot by Oregon... or
Scared to play Irish?

Friday, October 06, 2006

Hold on just a second

Are you serious?
A tree? Not a whole forest?
Or even a grove?

It is a fun tree.
It creates controversy.
Known to show up drunk.

Trent Edwards is like
A tree, standing tall in the
Pocket. Then cut down.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006


“Hey Johnelle! You have
gone off the deep end, freak show.”
Nice Spartan meltdown...

Stanford has no wins
this year. Why start now? Irish
will chop down the tree.