UCLA - pretty, but not much there there

Beautiful campus.
Lots of hotties on parade.
Mediocre team.

Volleyball team would
be better competition
Against the Irish.

Vaunted D has faced
tough O's: Utah, Rice, Stanford
and Arizona.

UCLA was
Much better with Troy Aikman
Than with Pat Cowan.

Cowan lost his voice.
Cheap shot by Oregon... or
Scared to play Irish?