Basho, where are you?

uninspired Irish

are no excuse for writing

uninspired haiku

A spiritual

Help / Master beats me
The world beats me too, Lord / But
Irish beat no one.

Putting the Weekend in Perspective

Next to the Irish
Britney Spears looked kind of good
by comparison.

Tame the PSUsy cats

You can’t spell “pussy”
without P-S-U! Two words-
Beaver Stadium.

where to go from here

Here's an idea:
Teach the offensive linemen
How to block this week

Clausen's spiky hair
Will scare the Nittany Cubs
Into submission

Let's hope Justin Brown
Only bitch-slaps opponents
Before the whistle

Six PM start means
Drunk State fans will miss Allen's
First touchdown return

3 + 13 + 7 = 0

A wise man once said:
"The team with three quarterbacks
Has no quarterback"