God, that look on Brock Spack's face was phenomenal

Purdue - not football
Team that strikes fear into hearts
Of fans everywhere.

Curtis Painter, on
Saturday, will look like art:
The Scream by Munch. AAAAAH!






The goal for Purdue
Defense this week: don't let Brock
Spack look like this.



Purdue: good place to
Become an engineer, not
A football player.


Purdue team must be
regular since Tiller is
Quaker Oats spokesman.

Class? Who needs that?

John L. Smith to team:
"You got beat. Your fault we lost.
Go guard our big S."

Dumbass. ND need
not plant a flag. Rather sing
and dance on your field.

Too close for comfort...

Oops!!! I (almost) crapped
my pants like JoePa during
the MSU game.

"I got off the field
and did a couple of things,
and then felt better..."
-JoePa

MSUcks

I hope MSU
Eats spinach before the game.
Irish eat Wheaties!!

After practice last
Night, I yelled “Go Irish!!!” to
Brady…me, stalker??

Anger

Weis says flag thing not
Needed to motivate his
Team. Well, I'M still pissed.

Fucking Spartans! Plant
flag on us? Shove megaphone
Trophy up assholes.

Cocky Spartans! Talk
Shit before game? Will lick own
Sphincters after loss.

Baby Spartans! Sad
Weis said we won't lose to them
Again? He's damn right.

Sheep raping, circle
Jerking, shit wallowing, sack
Shaving nobodies.

JG in the House (not the Big House)

You've got a Coach Carr

We want a trip to Glendale

Irish make that deal.

A Classic Showdown,

Irish end the suspense with

first quarter knockout.

PLS in the house

A contribution from a fellow philosopher king:

Picture this: Lloyd Carr
with no shirt jogging. Fleshy
man boobs bouncing. Eek!

scUM of the earth

Lloyd Carr has man boobs.
Ann Arbor is a whore. Muck
Fichigan bi-atch!!

Auto workers, circle jerkers

Need real proof of Llloyd
Carr's mediocrity? He
Lost to Willingham.

When Irish beat the
Skunkbears, Bo Schembechler will
perform seppuku.

Bo Schembechler, Lloyd
Carr, Fritz Crisler, Fielding Yost:
All scared of ND.

Tom Brady owes his
whole damn career to Robot
Genius Charlie Weis.

Samardzija: Serb word
for "will drop Cleveland steamer
on Lloyd Carr's manboobs."

The Victors?

Going through my head:
Hail to the Motherfuckers
Assholes of the world.

The Radiant Afterglow

The Epic Blowout
From pained experience we speak
Best give, not receive.

PSUsy

You can't spell "pussy"
without P-S-U. Irish
will castrate Penn State.

JoePa has fallen
and he "can't get up"...clap clap!
Got viagra? Geez...

Incontinent ... or scared?

Depends: answer to
A question, or first thing on
JoePa's shopping list?

Don't worry JoePa,
Ty Willie also needed
Game day pottie breaks.

Why will JoePa soil
his pants? Morelli's first road
Game's at Notre Dame.

Zbikowski: a
Polish word meaning "reason
JoePa shits himself."

Where is Haiku Ninja?

The Blog Creator?
Not one haiku penned by him
Where could Ninja be?

Rumor has it: Locked
in a room with pictures of
Walker sits Ninja.