Someone Needs More to Do at Work...

Yet another inspiring round of Haiku authored by DT.

Unsurprising fact
Wolverines are part of the
Weasel family

Manboobs cries afoul
Screaming at Zbikowski
"Hands off my Breaston!"

Butt-ugly helmets
And they don't even have their
Own TV network

Don't tell anyone
But I saw Jason Avant
Humping the mascot

"Big House" is pretty
Cool when 100,000
People are quiet

Dink here, dunk there and
Lo and behold, Charlie and
Brady just beat you

Remember the old
days when folks wore bell bottoms
and liked Michigan?

One time at band camp
I took a piccolo and
shoved it up Pit's ass