Michigan - Beat the Rush - Haiku Early

There's nothing quite like Michigan week. No doubt you are all making your way through the post Pitt hangover, but it's time to get off your duffs and get back to work. This most celebrated rivalry warrants some grade A haiku. As an incentive, kputty will award the Golden Wolverine prize at the MSU tailgate to the author of this week's best haiku.

Some submitted so far:

Walker - great debut.
Sequel should kick more ass than
"The Empire Strikes Back."

Best endow'd in sports:
Phil "Jigglies" Mickleson or
Three Loss "Tig Bits" Carr?

Huh. I always thought
"Henne" was another name
for mens' genitals.

Hart reminds me of
that TV show "Hart to Hart"
The diff'rence: he sucks.