Master and Apprentice

On his first day of attempting Haiku, Treacy (the one with the beer gut) finds a way throw down a few good ones.

Man named Ndukwe
Will deliver mad hits on
Unsuspecting boys

Fighting Irish not
politically correct
but who the fuck cares?

Hard to work Friday
when Irish play Saturday
and hope has returned

Under Armour says
"We must protect this house". . . but
Pitt not listening

Tyler Palko will
Sleep with the fishes due to
Charlie's mafia

Darius Walker
Will take his first steps at Heinz
Toward Heisman hype

I cannot stop this
prolific outpouring of
average haikus