Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Here Come The Irish

Kickoff is still three days away, but Haiku season has arrived! The first submission of the year comes from Victor:

You sissy Panthers
Your song should be "Hail to Putt"
I hate mustaches
GameDay and Jackson
In Pittsburgh only because
you play Notre Dame

It was quickly followed by three from me:

Days shorter; nights crisp
Beaches give way to bleachers
Football time again.

Despite Jackson’s venom
And Panthers’ new leadership
Notre Dame will roll.

Putting right what once
Went wrong, Weis is some kind of
Football Sam Beckett.

Not to be outdone, Lenny, still showing signs of intense self loathing, submitted the following:

It is with great joy
From 2 thousand miles away
I'm able to talk trash

According to Myles
That Fighting Irish sh8t is
very un-PC

Just goes to show you Denny still sucks, and even living in Vegas has not made him any cooler.


At 9:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

and one from a MD sibling:

Screw the Orioles
time to bring on the Irish
real men play this game

At 9:28 PM, Blogger Hike-oo said...

You can't spell "pussy"
Without "Pittsburgh". Well you can,
But you get the point.

At 8:41 AM, Blogger Hike-oo said...

Good luck to Pittsburgh
And their new head football coach,
Edward James Olmos

At 11:14 AM, Blogger Gipper said...

Janet said it best…
Now Charlie will make ND
Nasty, Nasty Boys.

At 11:37 AM, Blogger Fabulass said...

Two days and counting
Return to Glory, my ass
Bring it on Charlie

At 9:08 AM, Anonymous Woelfer said...

F bombs galore is
what I foresee as ND
gains a victory

Charlie Weis to Pitt
Wanny whines as Palko shits
caused by Mo Crum hit


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