Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Spartans Suck

Some Haiku from the week leading up to ND v. MSU last year:

First five syllables
Then seven syllables more
Spartans still suck ass
I gotta have more
cowbell -- go irish -- baby
I need more cowbell
Where is East Lansing?
Is it just East of Lansing?
Or right near Sucks-ville?

outdoor tailgater
beer, chips, smiles, merriment
bad spartans must die


At 11:29 AM, Blogger Gipper said...

Clifton Ryan said
Touchdown Jesus wasn’t all
that special to him.

Ryan said “Once I
seen it” – I’ve never been in
a liberry ‘fo.


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