Spartans Suck

Some Haiku from the week leading up to ND v. MSU last year:

First five syllables
Then seven syllables more
Spartans still suck ass

I gotta have more
cowbell -- go irish -- baby
I need more cowbell

Where is East Lansing?
Is it just East of Lansing?
Or right near Sucks-ville?

outdoor tailgater
beer, chips, smiles, merriment
bad spartans must die