Thursday, September 15, 2005

I Love the 80s

Leave it to a PLS major with a Law degree to come up with haiku with inspiration from 80s hit movies:

Explanation for
Henne's bad game: His dick caught
in vacuum cleaner
-Teen Wolf

Stanton's like Ivan
Drago: a man, not machine.
Time to make him bleed.
-Rocky V

Charlie Weis to team:
Sparty is the enemy,
Deserves no mercy.
-Karate Kid

Weis: "I feel the need"...
Shelton: "The need for speed. I'll
Give State a flyby."
-Top Gun

Weis to Smith after
State's ass-kicking: "Make like a
Tree - get out of here."
-Back to the Future


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