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Thanks to BYU
For beginning the season
That got rid of Ty.

- Baltimore Dan

All of those cooters
Will sink Brigham Young's Cougars
ND by twenty.

- Baltimore Dan

With all of those wives
Mormon men have many bushes
But none named Reggie.

- Baltimore Dan

Poodle Pete afraid
The domination over
Wait until next year

- The Cleveland Steamer