The Cleveland Steamer Delivers; Ms. Cherry Pops Off

Fresh from Cleveland:

I loathe USC
Sunny skies, beautiful girls
Still they have no class

Pompous Pete is sad
Charlie Weis stalks the sidelines
No Tyrone to beat

New from Ms. Cherry:

Carroll, Leinart, Bush
Charlie will have us ready
Can you say Samardzija?*

*(assumes two syllables - no one really seems to know for sure)

From Haiku Ninja:

Said Hoyte to Leinart
Whilst Matt bled internally:
"My nuts in your face."