Syracuse... not good at football, and their mascot is a fruit -- not that there's anything wrong with that

Only important
tidbit about Syracuse:
It's fucking cold there.

Hate South Bend winters?
Tis nothing. Winds in 'Cuse cause worse
Brain freeze than slurpees.

Cuse boys will come to
South Bend wearing speedos and
SPF 15.

They were "Orangemen,"
Now "Orange." More PC - just
Offend Crayola.

Honestly, though. Who
Gets fired up to go win
One for the Orange...