Seamen .... get it? Seamen...

Playing Midshipmen
Is like kissing your sister.
Don't ask how I know....

Confucious says: is
Nice have Navy rivalry
But watch the cut blocks.

Hope for Navy: they're
Five foot nuthin', hundred and
Nuthin' ... Rudy-esque?

Thanks for the service
To our country ... and losing
Forty-one straight games.

ND has Navy
Ties... I hear that our coaching
Staff is a SEAL team.