tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-161024432009-10-12T23:23:53.018-05:00Dedicated to Notre Dame Football Haiku and tailgating.Haiku Ninjahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09535245684556398187noreply@blogger.comBlogger121125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16102443.post-5871486847777085012007-10-19T13:36:00.000-05:002007-10-19T13:47:42.214-05:00"This.... is the only<br />Song we know.... it's boring and<br />It's slow......" Repeat. "This ...."<br /><br />Watch Song Girls cheer as<br />Sharpley hits Kamara deep <br />for Irish Touchdown.<br /><br />Southern Cal players<br />use Trojans when riding on<br />Traveler bareback.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16102443-587148684777708501?l=haikund.blogspot.com'/></div>Bootleggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18074354031115612199noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16102443.post-89840807586331760832007-10-16T16:06:00.000-05:002007-10-16T16:10:39.567-05:00A first time haiku-er: HonkyTonk<br /><br />Broken Trojans as<br />John David Booty sits the<br />bench this Saturday.<br /><br />Let's give her an A for effort!<br /><br />And now my version:<br /><br />Busted Trojans up<br />John David's Booty. Better<br />than up Reggie's Bush.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16102443-8984080758633176083?l=haikund.blogspot.com'/></div>Fabulasshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08163162686538545406noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16102443.post-14586279631540542122007-10-12T15:11:00.000-05:002007-10-12T15:38:03.703-05:00Mung: fluids from corpse<br />Shot through anus and consumed. <br />Synononym: BC<br /><br /><a href="http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/page/pumpkin-57279.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/page/pumpkin-57279.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mung<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16102443-1458627963154054212?l=haikund.blogspot.com'/></div>Bootleggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18074354031115612199noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16102443.post-11588304544869232062007-10-12T08:39:00.000-05:002007-10-12T08:44:42.525-05:00I still shed a tear<br />Remembering '93.<br />Bastard Catholics.<br /><br />Guest authors:<br /><br />What thoughts fill my mind?<br />Disbelief, like '93<br />Now, sweet Irish Revenge!<br /><br />- Tim R.<br /><br />Someone once told me<br />“Jesus hates the Jesuits.”<br />Golden Eagles suck.<br />- EZE<br /><br />Who’s undefeated?<br />Role reversal, time to dash<br />B.C.’s title hope<br />- Marcel L.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16102443-1158830454486923206?l=haikund.blogspot.com'/></div>Fabulasshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08163162686538545406noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16102443.post-19595854165421873112007-09-20T07:49:00.000-05:002008-12-13T02:25:22.591-06:00<div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>uninspired Irish<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dLfP2VEWUkM/RvJuzy3OZrI/AAAAAAAAAAM/2wqPXw5-K70/s1600-h/smiley-dislike.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5112270363124721330" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" height="118" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dLfP2VEWUkM/RvJuzy3OZrI/AAAAAAAAAAM/2wqPXw5-K70/s320/smiley-dislike.gif" width="108" border="0" /></a></div><br /><div>are no excuse for writing </div><br /><div>uninspired haiku</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16102443-1959585416542187311?l=haikund.blogspot.com'/></div>foolinnnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16102443.post-56417482380890826802007-09-19T13:33:00.000-05:002007-09-19T13:42:04.343-05:00Help / Master beats me<br />The world beats me too, Lord / But<br />Irish beat no one.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16102443-5641748238089082680?l=haikund.blogspot.com'/></div>Bedonk!http://www.blogger.com/profile/11003061813536873632noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16102443.post-46908827102832795132007-09-10T22:08:00.000-05:002008-12-13T02:25:22.800-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_R-zybf0VZZ0/RuYJS5TPIVI/AAAAAAAAAAM/ODeQl6e5GUs/s1600-h/britney-spears-vmas-performance-2007.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_R-zybf0VZZ0/RuYJS5TPIVI/AAAAAAAAAAM/ODeQl6e5GUs/s320/britney-spears-vmas-performance-2007.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5108781047522206034" border="0" /></a><br />Next to the Irish<br />Britney Spears looked kind of good<br />by comparison.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16102443-4690882710283279513?l=haikund.blogspot.com'/></div>Haiku Ninjahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09535245684556398187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16102443.post-43157350597181567172007-09-07T12:59:00.000-05:002007-09-07T13:00:35.387-05:00You can’t spell “pussy”<br />without P-S-U! Two words-<br />Beaver Stadium.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16102443-4315735059718156717?l=haikund.blogspot.com'/></div>Gipperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06943953572252205826noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16102443.post-28865926500009236012007-09-06T11:40:00.000-05:002007-09-06T12:01:02.693-05:00Here's an idea:<br />Teach the offensive linemen<br />How to block this week<br /><br />Clausen's spiky hair<br />Will scare the Nittany Cubs<br />Into submission<br /><br />Let's hope Justin Brown<br />Only bitch-slaps opponents<br />Before the whistle<br /><br />Six PM start means<br />Drunk State fans will miss Allen's<br />First touchdown return<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16102443-2886592650000923601?l=haikund.blogspot.com'/></div>Bootleggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18074354031115612199noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16102443.post-49713097226423494222007-09-03T17:13:00.000-05:002007-09-03T17:17:23.020-05:00A wise man once said:<br />"The team with three quarterbacks<br />Has no quarterback"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16102443-4971309722642349422?l=haikund.blogspot.com'/></div>Haiku Ninjahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09535245684556398187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16102443.post-24123050370538953892007-08-31T08:07:00.000-05:002008-12-13T02:25:23.038-06:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T1-veYSCdDY/RtgUHNKAJWI/AAAAAAAAAAU/TkWp2MAr-GU/s1600-h/large_quinn_hair.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5104852291647710562" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T1-veYSCdDY/RtgUHNKAJWI/AAAAAAAAAAU/TkWp2MAr-GU/s200/large_quinn_hair.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T1-veYSCdDY/RtgTctKAJVI/AAAAAAAAAAM/y1qZOIoUw0k/s1600-h/large_quinn_hair.jpg"></a><br /><br /><div>Weis: “I’m the one who </div><br /><div>decides.” If it was up to</div><br /><div>me…Brady with hair!</div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div>New tailgate tent…new<br />SUV…new last name…same<br />ol’ lush in Joyce North.</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16102443-2412305037053895389?l=haikund.blogspot.com'/></div>Gipperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06943953572252205826noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16102443.post-36138550822382616312007-08-30T08:50:00.000-05:002007-08-30T08:55:35.057-05:00Who will it be at<br />QB? Jones? Sharpley? Claussen?<br />Anticipation...<br /><br />Georgia Tech loses<br />Reggie Ball. Addition by<br />Subtraction? Hope not.<br /><br />Who names their son Chan?<br />Why not Ponch? Or Stu? Or Tip?<br />At least it's not "Chris."<br /><br />I expect to see<br />Armando dancing in the<br />End zone Saturday.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16102443-3613855082238261631?l=haikund.blogspot.com'/></div>Bootleggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18074354031115612199noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16102443.post-2076658927743801252007-08-30T07:04:00.000-05:002007-08-30T07:09:46.461-05:00Quarterback secret<br />and Corwin Brown's new defense.<br />and the new Joyce lot.<br /><br />Too many changes<br />Only way to get through them:<br />Bring on the jello.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16102443-207665892774380125?l=haikund.blogspot.com'/></div>Fabulasshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08163162686538545406noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16102443.post-1167861077556336812007-01-03T15:27:00.000-06:002007-01-03T16:25:48.736-06:00<a href="http://cat-breeds.cats-central.com/images/kittenpicture.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://cat-breeds.cats-central.com/images/kittenpicture.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Nicknamed "Tigers". So<br />Unique (um... Auburn, Clemson<br />Memphis, Princeton...), no?<br /><br />Four LSU kids <br />Break curfew. Suspended? Of <br />Course... for first series.<br /><br />Lesson to be learned:<br />If you want to play, you can't<br />shoot anyone... much.<br /><br />Question: am I wrong<br />that LSU fans by rule<br />Have few or no teeth?<br /><a href="http://www.cabinbigchill.com/toothless_man.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://www.cabinbigchill.com/toothless_man.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Time to end the bowl<br />Streak, Charlie. Go Irish, Beat<br />LSU kittens!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16102443-116786107755633681?l=haikund.blogspot.com'/></div>Bootleggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18074354031115612199noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16102443.post-1167828241991279432007-01-03T06:42:00.000-06:002007-01-03T06:46:54.660-06:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/7018/1521/1600/308122/talladeganightspubk.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/7018/1521/200/626078/talladeganightspubk.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/7018/1521/1600/127045/talladeganightspubk.jpg"></a><br />Dear tiny, 8 pound<br />6 ounce baby Jesus - please<br />make the bowl streak end!<br /><br />Go Irish - Beat Tigers!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16102443-116782824199127943?l=haikund.blogspot.com'/></div>Gipperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06943953572252205826noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16102443.post-1167797325206408912007-01-02T21:42:00.000-06:002007-01-02T22:08:45.220-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/3307/1516/1600/191635/waterboy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/3307/1516/320/968225/waterboy.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />While in New Orleans<br />Charlie hits recruiting trail hard -<br />Lands five star Boucher<br /><br /><br />At Pat O'Brien's<br />One can make money for booze<br />By selling used glassware.<br /><br /><br />The Key to the Game:<br />Make sure JaMarcus Russell<br />Stays on Bourbon Street<br /><br />Patino and Cards:<br />A roundball appetizer<br />Captain Toke on bench<br /><br />Thirteen years ago?<br />Die monkey! Get off our back!<br />Huh. He said "get off".<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16102443-116779732520640891?l=haikund.blogspot.com'/></div>Haiku Ninjahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09535245684556398187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16102443.post-1164478622136102742006-11-25T12:02:00.000-06:002006-11-25T12:17:02.150-06:00As Dad used to say,<br />Trojans burst under pressure --<br />Irish number one!<br /><br />SC's fans will be<br />Back home rooting for Bruins<br />Again in no time.<br /><br />SC post-game plans:<br />After Irish win, can try <br />Dancing with the Stars.<br /><br />After SC loss <br />Jarrett will cry at home on<br />Couch with Nick Lachey.<br /><br />Abiamiri<br />Will knock Bayou accent from<br />John David Booty.<br /><br />Derek Landri makes<br />All-America showing <br />Back home in Cali.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16102443-116447862213610274?l=haikund.blogspot.com'/></div>Bootleggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18074354031115612199noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16102443.post-1164216087193735522006-11-22T11:16:00.000-06:002006-11-22T11:21:27.206-06:00Remember the time<br />when Leinhart knocked some chick up?<br />Could have been Paris.<br /><br />Univer$ity<br />of $poiled Children - Trojan<br />fans are huge dickheads.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16102443-116421608719373552?l=haikund.blogspot.com'/></div>Gipperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06943953572252205826noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16102443.post-1163807335747875292006-11-17T17:40:00.000-06:002006-11-17T17:48:55.766-06:00I feel I should pause;<br />Shed a tear; say a kind word.<br />But no... not from me.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16102443-116380733574787529?l=haikund.blogspot.com'/></div>Haiku Ninjahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09535245684556398187noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16102443.post-1163593989667750322006-11-15T06:27:00.000-06:002006-11-15T06:33:09.693-06:00Biggest story on<br />Saturday: Buckeyes vs.<br />Skunkbears? Or TomKat?<br /><br />The Irish will drop<br />Army so fast…just like Brit<br />dropped K-Fed / Fed-X.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16102443-116359398966775032?l=haikund.blogspot.com'/></div>Gipperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06943953572252205826noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16102443.post-1163088681033940432006-11-09T10:10:00.000-06:002006-11-09T10:12:35.446-06:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7018/1521/1600/top%20gun.0.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7018/1521/200/top%20gun.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7018/1521/1600/top%20gun.jpg"></a><br />When I was little,<br />I had a soft spot in my<br />heart for hot fly guys.<br /><br />Now I’m all grown up<br />and Tom is short &amp; crazy.<br />Brady should fly jets.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16102443-116308868103394043?l=haikund.blogspot.com'/></div>Gipperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06943953572252205826noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16102443.post-1163087399884645312006-11-09T09:28:00.000-06:002006-11-09T09:50:00.213-06:00Air Force talked some smack<br />About Irish D. News flash:<br />Flyboys ain't too good.<br /><br />Air Force couldn't beat<br />Navy, or the Mormons, in<br />Colorado Springs. <br /><br />Shark and Rhema will<br />Break Irish records thanks to<br />Porous Falcons D.<br /><br />Love the attitude...<br />Keep it while dropping cluster<br />Bombs on Osama.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16102443-116308739988464531?l=haikund.blogspot.com'/></div>Bootleggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18074354031115612199noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16102443.post-1162851993000292702006-11-06T16:14:00.000-06:002006-11-06T16:27:36.006-06:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1455/1522/1600/nelly.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 186px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 170px" height="126" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1455/1522/320/nelly.jpg" width="148" border="0" /></a><br />Team anxious this week<br />So they can get to stompin<br />on those air force ones.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16102443-116285199300029270?l=haikund.blogspot.com'/></div>Fabulasshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08163162686538545406noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16102443.post-1162403314173161422006-11-01T11:37:00.000-06:002006-11-01T11:48:34.193-06:00Lame duck coach Bunning<br />Supposed to be nice guy. But<br />one and seven's bad.<br /><br />If NC loses<br />It's just another loss. A<br />Win makes their season.<br /><br />Reality is <br />Come Saturday, UNC<br />Will be one and eight.<br /><br />Who does NC hire <br />To replace Bunning? If they're<br />Lucky... Johnelle Smith.<br /><br />Johnelle Smith is a<br />baby blue coach if ever<br />there was one. Whiner.<br /><br />Best reason to play<br />Football for NC? Tickets<br />To basketball games.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16102443-116240331417316142?l=haikund.blogspot.com'/></div>Bootleggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18074354031115612199noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16102443.post-1161896581825904522006-10-26T15:58:00.000-05:002006-10-26T16:03:01.836-05:00<a href="http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2005/12/20/PH2005122001520.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 232px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 200px" height="187" alt="" src="http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2005/12/20/PH2005122001520.jpg" border="0" /></a> Honor the Navy.<br />Busy defending coastlines,<br />No time for goal lines.<br /><br />Tough knocking Buckeyes<br />When Fighting Irish vie for<br />The Commanders’ Cup.<br /><br />Hooray midshipmen!<br />Fabulass is happiest<br />awash in seamen.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16102443-116189658182590452?l=haikund.blogspot.com'/></div>foolinnnoreply@blogger.com0